"I have a theory that the truth is never told during the nine-to-five hours."
-- Hunter S. Thompson
Shirtless in Alliance Battles.
Legendary was tonight in Guild Wars.
There's no screenshots, no video posted on Youtube. Nothing but my own words. But by these words, I promise, that we shall not forget this night when Fend Tiernan, officer of Digital Chantry, went shirtless in AB.
His pale, marble-colored skin blinded us all. And my jaw dropped as he said "Umm, it won't let me put my armor back on..."
We had many victories tonight. This technically wasn't one of them; but by God, Fend stood against the mobbing armies of the Kurzick at the last shrine that we refused to give up, and with the assistance of Liz on her PvP monk, I'd be damned if he wasn't always the last person to drop in the fight. We slaughtered many, and while the Kurzicks yelled "Took enough of you to drop me!" I made sure to inform them "HEY! Our necro doesn't have his shirt on, and you still couldn't kill him!"
Here's to you, Fend Tiernan. Shirtless on the front lines, wearing only the blood of your enemies.
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